Harry Styles – American Girls
Apr. 7th, 2026 12:06 amAccording to the American Girl Wiki, American Girls have 4,003 styles…

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Julian Axelrod: The skirts have been traded for big ties and pants. The synths have shifted from high beams to a low hum. The reference points have downgraded from Haruomi Hosono to James Murphy. Harry Styles is done trying to make generation-defining anthems, and with the tempered ambitions come dropped shoulders, big ties loosened, a sigh of relief. These mid-tempo lopes are Harry at his best, and here he retrofits a “Grapejuice” groove with a single-worthy hook. If the video feints at anonymity, the song feels like a transmission from an alternate universe where this former teen star can blend into the crowd.
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Claire Davidson: Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally has rightly been criticized for its evasive lyrics and Harry Styles’s nondescript delivery, but what I found most exasperating about the album was how atrociously it was mixed and mastered, taking already bland leftovers from the indie-aughts and distorting them into mush. “American Girls” begins with remarkable lethargy, tying its verses to a couple of plodding piano notes that don’t sound nearly as melancholic as their drippy, glassy-eyed production is meant to suggest. Why this foundation is paired with a gurgling synth-funk bassline on the hook remains a mystery to me; the only explanation I can conjure is that this choice is meant to infuse this song with a semblance of energy and ground Styles’s yelping with something tangible. The musical discord is at least more compelling than the song’s lyrics, where Styles vaguely mourns the illusory perfection of his friends’ American partners without giving the slightest hint of why his peers are attracted to this airbrushed elegance in the first place, or, indeed, what the consequence of indulging it actually is. Given how prefab Styles’s image is, though, it’s probably foolish to hope for any elaboration—that would require dishing messy details that are likely far too revealing for the industry’s reigning poster boy of soft masculinity.
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Andrew Karpan: The girlfriends are saying this Styles era is a flop, but I think they’re wrong. This bullshit Bowie works: all the five good albums (just the important stuff) slammed into one song. It’s contemplative, full of grunts of distortion and signifying beeps that are just loud enough to largely ignore but noticeably there. It sounds just like how I imagined those Japan or Talk Talk records sounded before I actually put them on, and when I was staring at the dark-hued moody photographs of abstractly serious-looking men, thinking about the end of their empire. One imagines this is the sound of Styles tightening his tie, thinking about having to marry some model somewhere too. It’s hard work to look this good. Thank God for those American Girls.
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Leah Isobel: As is his custom, Harry feints toward interesting ideas on “American Girls.” The repetition of “I’ve known you for ages” might refer to interpersonal love, or it might refer to the parasocial love audiences have for a singer they’ve followed since childhood. “American girls / all over the world” implies a sort of sideways perspective on cultural imperialism, a welcome complication from a close witness of the mechanisms of capital. Locating his isolation in girls is — well, we’ve talked about that enough already, but it remains a totally vague, enervating presence. The damp, squishy piano and plodding rhythm only bolster the song’s blankness. Still, the hint of bitterness is a little compelling.
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Alfred Soto: I don’t understand this guy’s choice to sing “American Girls” as if it were “As It Was”: a wistful bit of wisteria. I suppose Harry Styles is more convincing in this mode than when he’s pogoing to his first DFA album.
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Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: He correctly identifies that one of the success states of DFA-core dance pop is to take a stupid phrase and repeat it until it achieves some semblance of profundity. He misses that, in that mode, you’re also expected to do something — anything! — interesting with your expensive synthesizers.
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Harlan Talib Ockey: Smothers a would-be soaring chorus with a layer of thick, acrid smog. Deeply forgettable results.
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Nortey Dowuona: What is it about the drummers of forgettable songs like this who are doing good songs no one hears? Come on, y’all.
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Ian Mathers: In retrospect, I think one of the reasons I gave “Aperture” a [7] instead of an [8] was for the very human reason that I’ve been burned before. Every so often, a big pop star I have yet to have strong feelings about — “As It Was” is pretty good, I guess — will put out a pre-album single that’s different from anything I’ve heard from them before, in a way that I really enjoy. But most of the time, if I’m overly enthusiastic about it, I will get slapped in the face with follow-up singles and an album even less compelling than their previous material. Well, I should clearly worry less about regretting such spates of enthusiasm, because on the basis of this, I really do need to get around to listening to the whole Harry Styles LP. The chorus is evocative, melancholy nothingness, but choruses like that are still not that easy to do correctly. And here it’s been done extremely correctly.
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