Model/Actriz – Cinderella
Dec. 11th, 2025 10:29 pmHannah’s pick has us feeling a bit theatrical… and dark… and maybe a little crazy…

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Tim de Reuse: The croaky, flamboyant vocals, the sleek thump-kshhh beat, the chugging guitar harmonics, it’s all very modern, refined, elegant, “this is what’s gonna be cool next year.” It’s the perfect place to put an admission of having had a princess phase when you were five, narrated in a contorted half-cry like the author thinks it’s an gut-wrenching, ego-devastating, take-it-to-the-grave secret — which is very, very funny. This is 100% accurate to the experience of gay men trying to be vulnerable with each other.
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Ian Mathers: I bounced hard off of their first record, mainly just because I read some stuff that made me think I’d love it instantly and when I didn’t, I got real demoralized. I still like the sound of the rest of the band more than the singer’s voice (or maybe just the way it’s placed in the mix, it feels a bit remote from the rest of the track), but this s good enough I should probably give them another chance.
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Julian Axelrod: At first, all anyone could talk about was Cats. While I admire the gumption of whichever True Panther exec decided to market Model/Actriz’s nihilist post-punk via the fifth-longest-running Broadway musical, Dogsbody was decidedly more The Slits than Skimbleshanks. But a mere two years later, Cole Haden and co. returned with their very own “Memory.” “Cinderella” isn’t aesthetically camp, but Haden’s snapshots of a childhood spent suppressing sexuality suggest a technicolor wonderland just out of reach. The song’s gaudy grit evokes Disney villains, Hayes Code-era musicals, and other implied queer classics where the ghosts of glamor haunt the frame. If Model/Actriz share anything with Andrew Lloyd Webber, it’s an understanding that sometimes you gotta get in the audience’s face to remind them what you’re about.
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Al Varela: The production is so arresting. The stiff, harsh synths juxtaposed with the steady percussion and rumbling deeper tones makes this otherwise catchy dance song sound like a claustrophobic nightmare. It’s like a club hookup that’s getting really hot and steamy, but suddenly the anxiety burning within you is exploding, amplified by the drugs you took before the rave started. It makes the confession of the Cinderella birthday party that never happened feel like the kind of thing you would admit when you’re about to have a mental break. It’s kind of a horrifying song for all of its sweaty, sexy grooves. It’s awesome, though.
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Nortey Dowuona: Fear is the mind killer. But it is safe. Courage is punished, boldness is attacked, earnestness is directed toward avarice. To be fearful is to be rewarded with some of the greatest riches and the most power possible. Once ensconced in one’s fear, there is little to do but wait and collect one’s gluttonous portrait and place it high on the shelf. In the moment where Cole Haden finally cracks his mask of veiled abstraction to explicitly lay bare his desire to embrace his latent femininity, it is a beautiful moment. But he shrinks back, bruised, whispering “I won’t leave as I came.” He is now more courageous, but he has thus been punished. We never know if the relationship progressed, if they went home and had sex that night. We remain in that stasis, lip bruised, nose bleeding, but free.
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Will Adams: When I was eight, I asked for a CD of Britney Spears’s Oops! …I Did It Again for Christmas. Earlier that year, I had hung out with my oldest sister and her friend, who played it on her parents’ stereo as we played. I loved it. I wanted a copy of my own. I put it on my wishlist. That Christmas morning, I picked out a small square gift from under the tree and unwrapped it, revealing Oops!. A pit dropped in my stomach, I felt my face flush red, and I sprinted down the hall to my room, hiding from my family. What the hell was I thinking? Britney isn’t for boys. And now everyone knows. How could Santa betray me like this? I remember that day less as a silly kids-do-the-darndest-things anecdote than a painful psychic wound. Even at that age, I had received enough wisdom to know what was Expected and what was Aberrant. That Christmas, I had veered off course. Some days, I wrack my brain for every micro-moment from my youth where I’d made a similar slip, where I unwittingly revealed that something about me was… different. On others, I wallow in self-pity, feeling pathetic for carrying that shame decades later, for my tendency to still feel closeted even while I’m in bed with someone. “You make me want to be ready,” sings Cole Haden, a confession that’s weighted with the same vulnerability as his would-be Cinderella party. There’s a yearning to break free from the shame, but all the while the swirling tempest — in the form of metallic clatters, squeaking synth lines, and distorted organ chords — threatens a full breakdown. That nervous energy is the core of “Cinderella,” and it’s both brutal and ecstatic.
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