[translation] FFXV fancomic by parlick: Gladio's dilemma

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lol @ this comic where iggy asks gladio what he wants for dinner and gladio spirals for 10 panels

(Gladio/Ignis)

Original post: https://parlick.lofter.com/post/1f211e_12dc7657?act=qbwaptag_20160216_05


Panels 1-2
I: What do you want to eat? I’ll make your favorite today as a reward.

G: Eh?

Panel 3
G: I want to say “I want to eat you” but he’ll just brush it off as a low-class joke and pretend not to hear it like he did last time.

My favorite.... Cup Noodles are my favorite, but Ignis’ cooking is also my favorite. How can I put one over the other? These 2 things should never be separated.


Panel 4
Normal people might think, “How can Cup Noodles compare to the food that your sweetheart personally prepared? Why don’t you just say that nothing in the world can compare to your boyfriend’s cooking? If you think this is an issue, then you’ve got bigger issues.”

As if average people can understand my feelings! This is too difficult! The most difficult decision of all time!

Panel 5
But speaking of homecooked meals, what I want is that after all.


Panel 6
CAPTION: “Specially Selected Garula Steak”

I: Darling :hearts:

ARROW POINTING TO IGNIS: Who is this

Ignis’ cooking is not only delicious, but also full of love. It’s a good man’s first choice. No matter how many times you eat it, it always makes your heart skip a beat.


Panel 7
But Cup Noodles are the world’s greatest invention! They are a gourmet experience that transcends food! They’re obviously dehydrated when you buy them, but just by adding water, you have a delicious, convenient, instant time- and energy-saver that brings you the flavor of pleasure!

Panel 8
What do I do.. I have a feeling that Cup Noodles are a good-for-nothing food, and asking for it might annoy him. (It won’t)

I can go for Special Steak, but I can’t just let Cup Noodles go.


Panel 9
I: Have you decided what you want? Why is the chair lying on the ground?


Panel 10
G: I’ll have the I Specially Selected G Garula Meat NIS Cup Noodle Steak.

I: There’s no such thing.


Panel 11
I: What would you like to eat?

Panel 12
G: You. ;)

Panel 14
Caption: What happened to Gladio the last time he said "I want to eat you"



Artist's note
Gladio struggling with his dilemma to the point of breaking down. Picture#2 [panels 11-14] * was the scenario the last time Gladio said "I want to eat you"