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Source: https://jiayu884.lofter.com/post/1f303649_1caf76d5b?act=qbwaptag_20160216_05
Post-canon, Shi Guang/Yu Liang, pre-relationship.
Legend: [brackets] are stuff I'm unsure of/my own interjections
1.
"when they woke up they discovered that they'd switched bodies overnight"
SG (in YL’s body): whoa, you have pecs? i’ve known you for so long but i never realized!
YL (in SG’s body): smells like milk...
YL: i’m not sure what happened, but the celebration party is about to start. let’s figure out away to switch back when we get back.
2.
HH: elder shi, you’re finally here. even though you’re the star of the show, you’re late. don’t you think you should have a few shots as punishment?
YL: do you always hug shi guang like this? jealous
HH: ?? what do you mean? we’re not allowed to hug hokuto cup champs now?
“what are you 2 doing over there? come in!”
3.
SG: xu ge, bai laoshi, i’m so sorry i’m late. as penance, i’ll drink 3–
YL: make that 3 glasses of juice.
BC: you shouldn’t drink either. you still have an interview.
FX: the 2 of you are very interesting today. shi guang is [even looking after xiao liang? /unsure]
4.
when they arrived home, they met yu laoshi
SG: ! yu laoshi?
YL: dad.
YXY: hmm... hmm? what did xiao liang call me? he was only abroad for a few days/weeks and i’m a stranger to him now? what did shi guang call me? am i supposed to prepare the red packets now?
Post-canon, Shi Guang/Yu Liang, pre-relationship.
Legend: [brackets] are stuff I'm unsure of/my own interjections
1.
"when they woke up they discovered that they'd switched bodies overnight"
SG (in YL’s body): whoa, you have pecs? i’ve known you for so long but i never realized!
YL (in SG’s body): smells like milk...
YL: i’m not sure what happened, but the celebration party is about to start. let’s figure out away to switch back when we get back.
2.
HH: elder shi, you’re finally here. even though you’re the star of the show, you’re late. don’t you think you should have a few shots as punishment?
YL: do you always hug shi guang like this? jealous
HH: ?? what do you mean? we’re not allowed to hug hokuto cup champs now?
“what are you 2 doing over there? come in!”
3.
SG: xu ge, bai laoshi, i’m so sorry i’m late. as penance, i’ll drink 3–
YL: make that 3 glasses of juice.
BC: you shouldn’t drink either. you still have an interview.
FX: the 2 of you are very interesting today. shi guang is [even looking after xiao liang? /unsure]
4.
when they arrived home, they met yu laoshi
SG: ! yu laoshi?
YL: dad.
YXY: hmm... hmm? what did xiao liang call me? he was only abroad for a few days/weeks and i’m a stranger to him now? what did shi guang call me? am i supposed to prepare the red packets now?