[translation] Qihun 4-koma comics by lll328

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Source: https://lll328.lofter.com/post/1f8f9446_1cb2a5105?act=qbwaptag_20160216_05


Note:
I have NO idea how to translate”人間造媽機” but from my understanding, it pertains to someone who molds everyone else into a mother figure. So I just went with "baby energy" because I didn't know how to phrase it LOL.

The last comic contains 18+ content (not explicit, but present)

Overthinking 1


1
SG:
Hong He. Do you think Yu Liang likes me?

2
HH:
Huh??

SG:
He wakes me up every morning, buys me snacks—and they’re all my favorites! He helps me make the bed, arranges the qipu for me, and even gives me little presents from time to time!

And most importantly, he washes the dirty socks I’m too lazy to wash myself! He handwashes my smelly socks! When I saw him, I was shocked!


HH:
Shi Guang, do you know what it means to have [baby energy (“人間造媽機”: see note:)]?

SG:
A what now?

HH:
It means YOU! My Elder Shi! Even Yu Liang cannot escape your demonic clutches! Do you not know your own powers?

[Helmsman(“舵主”)] Shen and I were practically your parents, didn’t you notice!

If Yue Zhi had actually stayed at our dorm, you’d probably have him overflowing with maternal instincts and buying milk for you!

SG:
I see I’m overthinking it.

HH:
Be a good son and don’t be so quick to turn yourself gay.

SG:
So you just wanted to usurp my authority and have the upper hand! Fuck off!

-

Overthinking 2

YL:
Shixiong... I think Shi Guang likes me.

FX:
Oh? Tell me everything, quick.

YL:
I have come to this conclusion after observing him for a while.

3
YL:
For example, he always lets me have his drink after he’s just taken a sip from it.

Or, say, I’d be eating something—it doesn’t matter what, it could be a chicken wing, something I’ve already bitten into—and he’d take the food out of my hands and finish it himself.

My third observation is that every time we eat, he always serves food to me from his own plate. Every time...

4.
YL:
He knows my favorite food! Cauliflower! Carrots!

Doesn’t this show that he really cares about me?

FX:
feeling sorry It really shows that he sees you as a trash bin for food waste!


-

Who Was First?


1
YL:
Shi Guang, I like you.

2

SG:
No, wait. >:[ I’m the one who’s supposed to say that! >:[

YL:
What?

SG:
It was me who liked you first, ok?


3
YL:
Even so, I liked you first.

SG:
How are you first? I was about to say it, but you broke the rules and beat me to it!

YL:
Are you an idiot? I said it first, so I definitely was the one who liked you first!

SG:
It’s not about who said it first, but who liked the other first, ok!!!!



4.
YL:
..

SG:
Let’s settle this in a match. Whoever wins is the one who liked the other first.

YL:
Bring it. I won’t lose.

SG:
Just you wait.



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Ceremonial


1.
Shixiong, I want to hold a press conference to confess to Shi Guang. You have to help me.

2.
Shixiong, Shi Guang and I had a fight. I want to hold a press conference to apologize to him. You have to help me.

3.
Shixiong, Shi Guang and I have been together for 1314 hours and I want to hold a press conference to commemorate it. You have to help me.

4.
(Yu) laoshi, hurry up and throw me from your doors. The farther, the better.


-

Can You Do It
Note: contains 18+ themes

1
SG:
After entering a relationship… Do we do anything special?

YL:
Hmm… Hugging? Holding hands? But we’ve already done all of that, right?

Then… Kissing?


2.
SG:
Alright, let’s do it.

YL:
….Can you do it?


3.
“Can YOU do it?”
“Can you?”
“Can you!”
“What’s so hard about it!”
“Hehe, come on, then!”

4.
“…Fuck, you call this kissing?”
“It seems like [I had to teach myself ("我是無師自通")], Shi Guang”